“Hello everyone and thank you all for coming.”
“Uhhmm, Bladder, why are you whispering?”
“SHHHH, Stomach!! It’s sleeping now and I don’t want it waking up until we’re done talking. I didn’t invite Baby to this roommates meeting.”
“Yeah. Look, I called this meeting to see if I’m the only one whose getting worried about the new roommate. I mean, at first I thought Baby was pretty cool; it was so quiet and took up hardly any room at all.”
Around the small room, organs nodded their assent.
“Then, the other day, I woke up feeling like I was going to burst, opened my eyes, and baby was LITERALLY using me as a pillow!”
“Ya know, now that I think about, Baby’s foot has gotten caught on me three times just in the last week. I mean, it’s always polite, all “excuse me” and “so sorry!” but that never happened when Baby first moved in.” Ribs chimed in all together.
“I’ve been getting a little nervous, myself.” Whispered stomach. “I didn’t really want to say anything because I wasn’t completely sure it was Baby’s fault, but honestly, since just a couple of weeks after it moved in, I’ve felt positively awful. It got better a few weeks ago, but still, I used to work with whatever came down about three or so times a day, now, if there isn’t enough there, I can’t control it, I just start kicking bile back up. I’m not sure if I’m crazy or broken or what, but I just know it started soon after Baby moved in.”
“Well, that does it.” Bladder stated quietly. “I don’t want to be hasty; Baby’s awfully sweet, but it sounds like we all have concerns. I vote that we meet again in a month or so for a another check-in. If things don’t get better in a few months, we may just have to ask Baby to leave.”
Everyone present nodded somberly and tried to move back into their normal positions, but there just wasn’t room, so they squeezed in as close to where they used to go as they could. And just in time, too! With a whoosh, a tiny hand flew out, smacking belly button in the back. Belly Button let out a surprised yelp and Baby promptly held up the same hand in a gesture of apology. “So sorry! Pardon me, Belly Button, I’m afraid I woke up with a start.” Baby said with an easy smile.
To be continued . . .